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December 22, 2008

Slimming Slippers. Advertising copy claims: “The Get Slim slippers … using reflexology science, magnets, and the laws of gravity to get slim! … Increase your metabolism naturally [and] stimulate the untouched sole of the foot, thus activating the nerves responsible for digestion and eating habits.”

Worst Claim

Hydro-Gel Slim Patch. “The remarkable dual fat-fighting ingredients, Fucus and Guaranine … boost your metabolism … your very own secret `fat furnace’ … helping incinerate away your repulsive excess adipose tissue.”

Most Outrageous

Weigh Out. “It doesn’t matter how much weight you have to lose: 20, 40, 100, or 200+ pounds. This will change your life forever.”

This article was posted on December 22, 2008.